So it’s Sunday morning and you’re waking up with the feeling of a sledge hammer slamming against your skull and your stomach is flip flopping more then a Republican and a gay marriage rally. I guess the cold chow mein and fried rice wasn’t the greatest thing at 3:30 am. Well as you stumble out of the rack it hits you, “OH SHIT!!! I need to set my line up!” So you scramble to the laptop and you’re pickled and don’t know how to set your line up. Well here’s a list of guys to start and a list of guys to stay away from as you scramble to set your line up:
Sexy Sleeper Starters
Friday 23 Oct 2009 by ltl |
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Filed under: Previews Tags: Collie, Jonathan Stewart, Miles Austin
Filed under: Previews Tags: Collie, Jonathan Stewart, Miles Austin
Last week, the SSS had some issues. 0 for 5. I’m gonna chalk it up to bad karma for Tila Tequila jokes. Tila, you’re an angel. And I believe you if no one else does.
We won’t let last weeks failures slow down our wildly speculative predictions for this week.
Sexy Sleeper Starters, lets do it.
Sexy Sleeper Starters
Friday 16 Oct 2009 by ltl |
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Filed under: Previews, Uncategorized Tags: Antonio Bryant, Chargers, The Program
Filed under: Previews, Uncategorized Tags: Antonio Bryant, Chargers, The Program
Last week in review: John Carlson was not the beneficiary of Hasselbeck’s return (TJ and Burleson had two TDs a piece), it was a miss. Hightower is a bum. Miss. Garcon is certainly French and Austin Collie has emerged as the real number 3 receiving threat for the Colts. Miss. Mendenhall got off to a hot start and still ended up with a decent game. We’ll call it a hit. The Cowboys D, despite nearly losing to the Chiefs, played well and ended up with a handful of sacks. Handful of sacks, nice. Hit.
Now its time to get it on with this week’s sexy sleeper picks. Awwww baby, let’s get it on.
Sexy Sleeper Starters
Saturday 10 Oct 2009 by ltl |
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Filed under: Previews, Uncategorized Tags: Cowboys, Frogs, Mendenhall
Filed under: Previews, Uncategorized Tags: Cowboys, Frogs, Mendenhall
First things first! Recap of last week’s Sexy Sleeper Starters. WHO THE FUCK CALLED JERMICHAEL FINLEY AS THE X-FACTOR ON MNF!?! This guy. I also nailed the Saints D and the collapse of Mark Sanchez. Devin Hester sucked. Garcon was decent. The San Diego Gremlin didn’t do shit.
But alas, another week is upon us. And its time for some more Sexy Sleeper Starters.
Who I like Tonight, and I Don’t Mean Peter King’s Mom
I’m not going into any depth about this game because you should already know how I feel, so here are some players you should consider starting in this game and some you should not start.
Start ‘em:
Aaron Rodgers: Expect Rodgers to have 27-35 completions for over 300 yards and multiple touchdowns. The Viking secondary doesn’t impress anyone and unless Jared Allen is getting home this pass defense is very average. I expect the Pack to line up in 2 TE sets 70% of the time and keep one TE in the majority of time to help with Allen, allowing Rodgers to get to work Read the rest of this entry »
You Know What Really Grinds My Gears?
You know what really grinds my gears?
Andre Johnson. Andre Johnson has been going around and telling people that he is a number one fantasy receiver. Andre Johnson is a liar. He likes to get you all excited with a 60 yard reception right at the beginning of the game. But then, you know what, he doesn’t catch anymore passes. He just runs around not catching anymore passes. I mean, it likes what are you doing just running around? Are you going to catch some more passes? No, you’re just going to run around. And also sir, I must say your are eyes are much too far apart. It’s Tracy McGradyish.
You know what else grinds my gears?
Analysis From the Afternoon Games
Sunday 4 Oct 2009 by aesharrock |
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Filed under: Recap, Sunday Funday Tags: Antonio Gates, Drew Brees, Mark Sanchez, Peyton Manning, Phillip Rivers, Pierre Thomas, Ronnie Brown, Santonio Holmes, Terrell Owens, Tony Romo, Vincent Jackson
Filed under: Recap, Sunday Funday Tags: Antonio Gates, Drew Brees, Mark Sanchez, Peyton Manning, Phillip Rivers, Pierre Thomas, Ronnie Brown, Santonio Holmes, Terrell Owens, Tony Romo, Vincent Jackson
I have watched every single Dallas Cowboys game for the last ten years; needless to say I’m familiar with the team. I’ve come to the conclusion that Tony Romo only knows how to play one way, and that is balls to the wall trying to make plays. The Cowboys coaching staff has been stressing to him all offseason about becoming more of a game manager and taking better care of the football. The first three games have been a mixed bag of success and failure but today’s game was the climax to the failed experiment. Romo looked tentative, often holding on to the ball way too look and taking unnecessary sacks. Read the rest of this entry »
Morning Game Wrap Up
Sunday 4 Oct 2009 by aesharrock |
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Filed under: Sunday Funday, Updates Tags: Chad Ochocinco, Chris Cooley, Lovie Smith, Other Steve Smith, Randy Moss, Santana Moss, Steve Slaton
Filed under: Sunday Funday, Updates Tags: Chad Ochocinco, Chris Cooley, Lovie Smith, Other Steve Smith, Randy Moss, Santana Moss, Steve Slaton
- Owners of the Bears D/ST can thank Johnny Knox for saving their rear ends. Chicago also figured out that Detroit has a rookie QB and they should probably get some pressure on him. 5 sacks at last count. Read the rest of this entry »
Halftime Morning Game Updates
Sunday 4 Oct 2009 by aesharrock |
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Filed under: Sunday Funday, Updates Tags: Braylon Edwards, Dead NFL QBs, Derrick Mason, Devin Hester, Lovie Smith, Matt Forte, Mike Sims-Walker, Other Steve Smith, Steve Slaton, Tom Brady
Filed under: Sunday Funday, Updates Tags: Braylon Edwards, Dead NFL QBs, Derrick Mason, Devin Hester, Lovie Smith, Matt Forte, Mike Sims-Walker, Other Steve Smith, Steve Slaton, Tom Brady
- Well I was a little off on Steve Slaton. Nice two TD first half for Slaton. I guess Oakland can heal all wounds.
- NE is rolling the Ravens 17-7. The Pats are spreading them out but the big plays are missing. So far the TDs have come on a 1 yard Brady sneak and a 12 yard run by Sammy Morris
- How lame is Brandon Jacobs? The last time I looked he had 50 yards and no TDs. Big bite, little bark Read the rest of this entry »
Last Second Injury News
Sunday 4 Oct 2009 by aesharrock |
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Filed under: Injuries Tags: Derrick Ward, Dwayne Bowe, Kevin Smith
Filed under: Injuries Tags: Derrick Ward, Dwayne Bowe, Kevin Smith
- Kevin Smith is a go this week
- Dwayne Bowe is going this week as well
- Merriman is play too for those of you starting San Diego D/ST
- Derrick Ward is outWillie Parker is out